Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

- Tucker Max

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-creat…

- Tucker Max

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

- Tucker Max

But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they…

- Tucker Max

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like liste…

- Tucker Max

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

- Tucker Max

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun j…

- Tucker Max

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

- Tucker Max

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

- Tucker Max