Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

- Ike Barinholtz

My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

- Ike Barinholtz

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

- Ike Barinholtz

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting p…

- Ike Barinholtz

It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a b…

- Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

- Ike Barinholtz