There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth. - Bo Burnham
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
- Bo Burnham
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer - Bo Burnham
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi… - Bo Burnham
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi…
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you. - Bo Burnham
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. - Bo Burnham
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? - Bo Burnham
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head. - Bo Burnham
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. - Bo Burnham
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine. - Bo Burnham
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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