Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes, and what by four. For asking such questions metaphysicians are supported in oriental luxury in the universities, and respected as educated and intelligent men.

H. L. Mencken's Popular Quotes

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.

- H. L. Mencken

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself

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The war on privilege will never end. Its next grat campaign will be against the special privileges of the underprivileged.

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The central difficulty lies in the fact that all of the sciences have made such great progress during the last century that they have got quite beyon…

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There comes a time in every man's life when he's consumed by the desire to spit on his palms, hoist the black flag and start cutting throats.

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Government, like any other organism, refuses to acquiesce in its own extinction. This refusal, of course, involves the resistance to any effort to di…

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Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly. He is like a watch of which the most that can be said is that its cosmetic effect is good.

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One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.

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The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.

- H. L. Mencken