You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.
I do what I do because I love it. - Ray Romano
I do what I do because I love it.
- Ray Romano
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream. - Ray Romano
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
I do still get intimidated by certain things. - Ray Romano
I do still get intimidated by certain things.
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly. - Ray Romano
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. - Ray Romano
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. - Ray Romano
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. - Ray Romano
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
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