We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

- Matt Roper

I can't abide small talk.

- Matt Roper

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

- Matt Roper

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of …

- Matt Roper

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

- Matt Roper

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

- Matt Roper

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.

- Matt Roper

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which …

- Matt Roper

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

- Matt Roper