There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerRead
I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.
Interpretation
The quote reflects a humorous perspective on the nature of gossip and criticism.
Dorothy Parker's quote humorously conveys a sense of indifference toward public perceptions, provided they are not based on truth. It highlights the absurdity of caring what others think if it is rooted in falsehood, suggesting that authenticity is what truly matters.
In practice
This quote could be shared during a discussion about celebrity culture and media scrutiny.
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.
Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good. I see acquaintances and friends Accumulating dividends And making enviable names In science, art and parlor games. But I, despite expert advice, Keep doing things I think are nice, And though to good I never come Inseparable my nose and thumb.
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I canβt write five words but that I change seven.
She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
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I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
I let my drinking do the talking.
I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
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