I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better.
[I'm] more German than Irish. - Bill Burr
[I'm] more German than Irish.
- Bill Burr
We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be… - Bill Burr
We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be…
Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not reall… - Bill Burr
Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not reall…
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog. - Bill Burr
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure. - Bill Burr
Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.
Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's like this whole added p… - Bill Burr
Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's like this whole added p…
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? - Bill Burr
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?
Deny your emotions and act like you have answers - Bill Burr
Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. - Bill Burr
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
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