It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.
Rise above principal and do what's right. - Joseph Heller
Rise above principal and do what's right.
- Joseph Heller
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. - Joseph Heller
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. - Joseph Heller
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. - Joseph Heller
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail. - Joseph Heller
You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. - Joseph Heller
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it. - Joseph Heller
The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them.… - Joseph Heller
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them.…
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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