You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
Bill BurrRead
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
Interpretation
Life's struggles do not necessarily add to our humor; humor can exist apart from suffering.
In this quote, Bill Burr reflects on the misconception that suffering and misery are prerequisites for being funny or having a good sense of humor. He suggests that although life will inevitably present challenges and hardships, one does not need to experience misery in order to find or express humor. Instead, humor can exist independently and can be a source of joy amidst life's difficulties.
In practice
Using this quote in a stand-up comedy routine to highlight the humorous aspects of life's struggles.
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.
You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and once you sell out clubs you're into theaters. I've been able to get there, and it's cool to do that.
You have to show up at 7 in the morning and be on like it's 9 at night. It's a skill. Some comics run from it, and they hate doing it, but the comics that are pros understand how important it is, and they get good at it.
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
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