When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. - Jerry Lawler
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
- Jerry Lawler
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. - Jerry Lawler
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. - Jerry Lawler
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. - Jerry Lawler
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist. - Jerry Lawler
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! - Jerry Lawler
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. - Jerry Lawler
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. - Jerry Lawler
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. - Jerry Lawler
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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