My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity. - Bob Saget
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
- Bob Saget
When you have a good time there is no time. - Bob Saget
When you have a good time there is no time.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people. - Bob Saget
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them - Bob Saget
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. - Bob Saget
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. - Bob Saget
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
Valuable people are undervalued. - Bob Saget
Valuable people are undervalued.
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is. - Bob Saget
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed. - Bob Saget
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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