Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” “Sure, I’m hungry too

Bill Watterson's Popular Quotes

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

- Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

- Bill Watterson

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

- Bill Watterson

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

- Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

- Bill Watterson

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

- Bill Watterson

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

- Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

- Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

- Bill Watterson