Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. - Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
- Earl Wilson
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. - Earl Wilson
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. - Earl Wilson
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. - Earl Wilson
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. - Earl Wilson
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. - Earl Wilson
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. - Earl Wilson
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. - Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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