Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. - Dov Davidoff
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
- Dov Davidoff
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. - Dov Davidoff
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary. - Dov Davidoff
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend. - Dov Davidoff
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness. - Dov Davidoff
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer. - Dov Davidoff
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'. - Dov Davidoff
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie. - Dov Davidoff
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded. - Dov Davidoff
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
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