The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

- Patrick Star

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

- Patrick Star

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

- Patrick Star

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

- Patrick Star

You cannot stop the unstoppable

- Patrick Star

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

- Patrick Star

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

- Patrick Star

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

- Patrick Star

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

- Patrick Star