My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-ye…

- Matthew Broderick

You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

- Matthew Broderick

I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.

- Matthew Broderick

Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;S…

- Matthew Broderick

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

- Matthew Broderick