The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal. - Will Cuppy
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
- Will Cuppy
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. - Will Cuppy
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. - Will Cuppy
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. - Will Cuppy
All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose. - Will Cuppy
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. - Will Cuppy
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled. - Will Cuppy
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. - Will Cuppy
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It… - Will Cuppy
Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It…
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