If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid, it would ha…

- Duncan Hines

More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.

- Duncan Hines

Nearly everyone wants at least one outstanding meal a day.

- Duncan Hines

I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

- Duncan Hines