Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

- Michael Cera

There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.

- Michael Cera

When I was 16, I was working on 'Arrested Development.' My memories of being 16 were just trying to keep up with school while doing the show and tryi…

- Michael Cera

I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everyb…

- Michael Cera

It's so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you're writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, "Who am I kidding?"

- Michael Cera

I worry more about something that isn't working rather than something that feels really good. You forget about the good stuff.

- Michael Cera

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

- Michael Cera

I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

- Michael Cera

If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.

- Michael Cera