Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.

- Fatboy Slim

I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.

- Fatboy Slim

In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.

- Fatboy Slim

A good DJ is always looking at the crowd, seeing what they’re like, seeing whether it’s working; communicating with them. Smiling at them. And a bad …

- Fatboy Slim

I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them.

- Fatboy Slim

I think English people were a lot better at breakdancing than they were at making records.

- Fatboy Slim

Until House came along I don't think the English made very good dance records, you know, there were very few really good English Rap records, whereas…

- Fatboy Slim

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

- Fatboy Slim

I make music for the hips, not the head.

- Fatboy Slim