Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

- Gershon Legman

Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.

- Gershon Legman

Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy.

- Gershon Legman

Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he…

- Gershon Legman