My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
Don't talk yourself into not being you. - Bill Cosby
Don't talk yourself into not being you.
- Bill Cosby
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. - Bill Cosby
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. - Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. - Bill Cosby
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. - Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?” - Bill Cosby
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. - Bill Cosby
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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