Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

- Patricia Marx

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

- Patricia Marx

It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come, Libby and I …

- Patricia Marx

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

- Patricia Marx

Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies.

- Patricia Marx

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed…

- Patricia Marx

Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugah…

- Patricia Marx

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.

- Patricia Marx

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

- Patricia Marx