I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."
Don't talk yourself into not being you. - Bill Cosby
Don't talk yourself into not being you.
- Bill Cosby
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. - Bill Cosby
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. - Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. - Bill Cosby
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. - Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?” - Bill Cosby
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. - Bill Cosby
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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