People get into relationships. They get married and have kids, and all of a sudden, you can't just pick up and go get coffee, or go away for the week…

- Cristin Milioti

I love movies, but I think people think relationships are supposed to go how they go in movies. The ones I like are the ones that represent life.

- Cristin Milioti

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!

- Cristin Milioti

I would say if I was any type of nerd, it was probably a band nerd.

- Cristin Milioti

I mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, 'He really sold him under the bus.' And he said, 'I th…

- Cristin Milioti

Every time I do a play, it's as if I've never done one before. I'm always confused. I always am convinced I'm going to be fired. I'm like, 'I don't r…

- Cristin Milioti

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.

- Cristin Milioti

I wasn't a very good student. I prefer to learn by experience.

- Cristin Milioti

There's no way that you're going to please all of America, or all of the fans.

- Cristin Milioti