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Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of antiquarian books. 'Impressive, eh?' 'Very,' said Jack. 'How did you amass all these?' 'Well,' said Pewter, 'You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back?' 'Yes...?' 'I'm that person.

Jasper Fforde's Popular Quotes

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

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To each our own Hamlet.

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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

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Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu…

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For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.

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Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

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We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.

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Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.

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