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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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Bill Watterson's Popular Quotes

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

- Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

- Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

- Bill Watterson
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