If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

- Nipsey Russell

The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few buc…

- Nipsey Russell

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

- Nipsey Russell

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

- Nipsey Russell

When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.

- Nipsey Russell

I start with the joke line and write backward.

- Nipsey Russell