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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

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If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

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