Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

- Jeremy Clarkson

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

- Jeremy Clarkson

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

- Jeremy Clarkson

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

- Jeremy Clarkson

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

- Jeremy Clarkson

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And …

- Jeremy Clarkson

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

- Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

- Jeremy Clarkson

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

- Jeremy Clarkson