My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs? - Noel Fielding
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?
- Noel Fielding
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. - Noel Fielding
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. - Noel Fielding
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al… - Noel Fielding
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al…
When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow… - Noel Fielding
When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow…
I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay. - Noel Fielding
I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! - Noel Fielding
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. - Noel Fielding
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. - Noel Fielding
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
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