Music always sounds better on Friday.

- Lou Brutus

I don't know how music works, I'm just glad that it does.

- Lou Brutus

I judge people based solely on the quality of bands on the black concert t-shirts they wear.

- Lou Brutus

You don't take music seriously if you wear your left ear bud in your right ear and your right ear bud in your left ear.

- Lou Brutus