I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I woul…

- Dudley Moore

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

- Dudley Moore

I can hear the music all around me.

- Dudley Moore

It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was somethi…

- Dudley Moore

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

- Dudley Moore

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

- Dudley Moore

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

- Dudley Moore

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

- Dudley Moore

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

- Dudley Moore