Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me. But I will …

- Wesley Willis

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

- Wesley Willis

I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!

- Wesley Willis

I just love to play rock and roll. I love to write songs all the time about what's up on these streets. I write songs about people getting killed; I…

- Wesley Willis

Schizophrenia demons live in my head.

- Wesley Willis

The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it goo…

- Wesley Willis

Here's what I'm going to have to say to all of you. If some of you have demons in your head who talk to you in profanity or whatever, don't let your …

- Wesley Willis

Quit shouting those rerun songs at me.

- Wesley Willis