We clear the harbor and the wind catches her sails and my beautiful ship leans over ever so gracefully, and her elegant bow cuts cleanly into the inc…

- L.A. Meyer

You've got to think of the fine times you had with your mate, not the moment of his perishin'. Every tear you shed now only wets his windin' sheet an…

- L.A. Meyer

What's the matter Jaimy? Ain't-cha never seen a girl before? -Jacky Faber

- L.A. Meyer

Well,' I shrug, all innocent, 'we all ride our little hobbyhorses, don't we, Mr. Peel?

- L.A. Meyer

I'm really a peaceful sort of coward.

- L.A. Meyer

Why did I follow her? If you must know, Sir, it was easy. Pound for pound, Puss-in-Boots was the best commander I ever served under.

- L.A. Meyer

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red hair up top also have...yep.

- L.A. Meyer

I fear that I am losing my mind. But really, it would not be such a precious thing to lose, as it only causes me pain.

- L.A. Meyer

I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but then that never happens, does it?

- L.A. Meyer