How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

- Andy Weir

By my reckoning, I'm about 100 kilometers from Pathfinder. Technically it's called “Carl Sagan Memorial Station.” But with all due respect to Carl, I…

- Andy Weir

Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. …

- Andy Weir

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

- Andy Weir

Airlines need staff to fly and maintain their aircraft. They need to pay applicable taxes and gate fees. They need to buy new planes, repair worn-out…

- Andy Weir

My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.

- Andy Weir

I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book.

- Andy Weir

If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake level…

- Andy Weir

The thing that is really hard about adaptation is that I try to only pick things I love because if it is something where you think, "Oh, that sounds …

- Andy Weir