I have no intention of telling people what I have for breakfast.

- Princess Margaret

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

- Princess Margaret

The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.

- Princess Margaret

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.

- Princess Margaret

In our family, we don't have rifts. We have a jolly good row and then it's all over. And I've only twice ever had a row with my sister.

- Princess Margaret

[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.

- Princess Margaret

Disobedience is my joy!

- Princess Margaret

I am deeply grateful for the concern of all those who constantly prayed for my happiness.

- Princess Margaret

I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.

- Princess Margaret