Why can't I be the adorable one?

- Dorothy Kilgallen

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

- Dorothy Kilgallen

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

- Dorothy Kilgallen

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

- Dorothy Kilgallen

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

- Dorothy Kilgallen

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

- Dorothy Kilgallen

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

- Dorothy Kilgallen

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

- Dorothy Kilgallen

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

- Dorothy Kilgallen