The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

- Gini Koch

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.

- Gini Koch

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

- Gini Koch

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

- Gini Koch

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

- Gini Koch

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

- Gini Koch

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

- Gini Koch

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

- Gini Koch