The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

- Joseph Bologna

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a St…

- Joseph Bologna

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

- Joseph Bologna

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

- Joseph Bologna

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

- Joseph Bologna