I'd like to thank Dariel pasta.

- Phil Baroni

My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I’m pretty sure it’s yours too.

- Phil Baroni

[Matt] Lindland looks just like 'Woogie' from 'There's Something About Mary', how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?

- Phil Baroni

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.

- Phil Baroni

I’m American. I can’t stand Brazilians. They live in a third-world country anyway, so they’ll go anywhere if there’s a little money. I live in Americ…

- Phil Baroni