My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Do not disturb. Already there. - Darynda Jones
Do not disturb. Already there.
- Darynda Jones
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. - Darynda Jones
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Darynda Jones
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - Darynda Jones
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther… - Darynda Jones
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther…
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance. - Darynda Jones
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT - Darynda Jones
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D… - Darynda Jones
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D…
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT - Darynda Jones
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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