My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

- Dick Cavett

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.

- Dick Cavett

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

- Dick Cavett

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

- Dick Cavett

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

- Dick Cavett

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.

- Dick Cavett

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

- Dick Cavett

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

- Dick Cavett

Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.

- Dick Cavett