Nothing is more frightening than a monster that cares about his health, cause you know he'll be around for a while.

- Geoff Ramsey

If you make enough bad decisions, every once in a while things work out for you.

- Geoff Ramsey

Don't go to college. Make videos on YouTube.

- Geoff Ramsey

When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official.

- Geoff Ramsey

My life is a series of dumb choices

- Geoff Ramsey