My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

- Simon Rex

LA people are more laid back about certain things.

- Simon Rex

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'

- Simon Rex

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

- Simon Rex

I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for …

- Simon Rex

It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pedestal, and then we want to see them come back. Like Br…

- Simon Rex

I never really got any attention until I was on MTV. I became a household name because I was on every day from 3-4pm. I wasn't prepared for it - how …

- Simon Rex

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

- Simon Rex

I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. Yo…

- Simon Rex