My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone… - Nicole Hollander
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone…
- Nicole Hollander
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon. - Nicole Hollander
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women. - Nicole Hollander
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else. - Nicole Hollander
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies. - Nicole Hollander
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare. - Nicole Hollander
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to … - Nicole Hollander
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to …
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe! - Nicole Hollander
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
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