It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. - Kathy Lette
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
- Kathy Lette
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' - Kathy Lette
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. - Kathy Lette
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. - Kathy Lette
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. - Kathy Lette
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. - Kathy Lette
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. - Kathy Lette
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels. - Kathy Lette
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
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