I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.
I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay. - Harris Wittels
I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.
- Harris Wittels
Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat! - Harris Wittels
Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm d… - Harris Wittels
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm d…
I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part. - Harris Wittels
I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.
I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja. - Harris Wittels
I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a… - Harris Wittels
I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a…
I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person. - Harris Wittels
I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.
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