If you ever manage to make a fool of me, I'll deserve what I get.

- Clare Boothe Luce

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

- Clare Boothe Luce

I hope I shall have ambition until the day I die.

- Clare Boothe Luce

[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

- Clare Boothe Luce

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

- Clare Boothe Luce

All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.

- Clare Boothe Luce

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.

- Clare Boothe Luce

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

- Clare Boothe Luce

A woman can produce what no man can: a child.

- Clare Boothe Luce